The engkong pingin watching TV , took the remote and in idupin tuh TV , movie pocong channel 1 , channel 2 films have moved Nyi Blorong , moved it to channel 3 vampire movie , so engkong wonder why his TV show mulu horror movie , then dipanggilnyta the udin
Engkong : Din try to see where madep TV antenna ?
Udin : ngadep grave kong !
Engkong : pantesan , try lu puter antennae madep BIG MANGO ..
Doctor letter
A doctor falls in love with a girl named susi . One day , he sends his love letter susi . after a month-long new susi reply . " Doc , I have received . Sorry a bit late to reply, because Susie had to go to the pharmacy to get his first . "
Most Powerful
helper : Ma'am, I want to ask for a raise .
mistress : why do I have to raise your salary ?
maid : there are 3 reasons ... the first lady of my cleaning lady of the house is cleaner than ...
mistress : Who said that ?
helper : the master says
mistress : oh ?
aide : second , I cook better than mistress .
mistress : Who said that ?
helper : the master says
mistress : oh ?
helper : the third , I was great in bed more than a mistress .
mistress : oh ? ! host also were told ?
helper : bbukan mistress .. widower next door who says ..
mistress : Ssssstt ! ! you ask how much the increase ? ? ! !
Electrolux salesman
bu joko open the door of his house in the word of a guest . tie a young man in front of him , gave vent to arrive tba garbage and dust in her living room . before the mother is angry , the young man with PD directly raving : " I introduced would demonstrate the wisdom of Electrolux vacuum cleaner and trash our latest technology . membershkan if I can not trash and dust in less than 10 minutes , I will lick the dust and mekan trash ! " joko bu just a sweet smile : " yo wis , began in maem wrote deck the favor . PLN his death from this morning , the new flame tomorrow afternoon " he said as he went into the kitchen to hang around .
Interview an Arabian was interviewed at U.S. Embassy
consul : your name please?
Arabic : Abdul aziz ]
consul : sex ?
Arab : 6 times a week
consul : i mean male or female ?
Arab : .. both male and female . sometimes even came
consul : holy cow ! ! !
Arabic : yes , cows and dogs too
consul : man , is not that hostile ?
Arabic : horse style , doggy style , any style ! ! !
consul : oh dear ! ! !
Arabic : deer ? no deer! ! they run too fast
Sumber: http://pengetahuan-aja.blogspot.com/2013/02/cerita-humor-sehari-hari.html#ixzz2L2ul1ILH
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